Friday, March 30, 2007

Blood and Chocolate

Blood and Chocolate

(2007, 98 min) The werewolf genre has seen precious little invention lately; perhaps the Underworld series has something going for it with its mix of vampires and wolves. What seems to hobble films with lesser budgets are the digital or make-up effects that complete the human to wolf transformation. In Blood and Chocolate, this isn't a problem as real wolves are used throughout. This greatly enhances this film and adds a level of seriousness that might be absent otherwise. Vivian (Agnes Bruckner) is a girl of Romanian descent and centerpiece werewolf. She meets graphic novelist Aiden (Hugh Dancy) in Bucharest, and there is immediate attraction, but alas, Aiden is nothing but human "meat". Gabriel (Olivier Martinez) is the head of the pack and cuts a lithe and menacing figure as he rails against the injustices meted out to the noble shape-shifters for over five thousand years.

Director Katja von Garnier (Iron-Jawed Angels, Bandits) has fashioned a thoughtful meditation on the animal nature of humanity, amorality vs. a deep seated sense of righteousness and an even-handed, compassionate view of those on the societal fringe. Beautiful Romanian location photography adds gothic depth and atmosphere to the action sequences of roving packs of young men and women who effortlessly morph into ravenous wolves.

Although the romantic interest angle is tried and true formula, not much else is in this surprisingly lyrical mood piece. Bruckner and Martinez stand out as their wills and visions clash as to the future of the society of wolves. Holding the key to their destinies, Dancy projects both bewilderment and steely determination in a solid supporting role. Not to be sidelined, the wolf- wrangling is truly superb. Tight closeups of snarling muzzles and amazing fight sequences highlight this original take on a tired genre.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Deliver Us from Evil

Deliver Us from Evil

(2006, 101 min) For an unconscionable number of years, charming and soft-spoken Catholic priest Oliver O’Grady assimilated himself into the lives of trusting parishioners throughout Northern California and sexually molested numerous children (and even one 9-month-old infant) that were taught to regard him with the same respect one would pay Christ. For easily questionable reasons, O’Grady discusses his crimes and sexual yearnings (with an ever-present, off-putting smirk) during a series of interviews in the provocative and powerful Deliver Us from Evil.

Though cognizant and ashamed of his transgressions, O’Grady (now roaming free on the streets of his native Ireland) has managed to mentally disassociate from the overwhelming devastation that his actions have caused. Director Amy Berg (a former television news producer for CBS and CNN) balances the film perfectly by interviewing several of O’Grady’s victims and their families – each of whom continues in carrying psychological pain decades after their respective violations.

Instead of mandating psychiatric help, Cardinal Roger Mahony authorized O’Grady’s relocation to similar near-by parishes on multiple occasions after receiving reports of his abusive tendencies. Footage is shown of a recent court hearing where Mahony conveniently forgets (under an apparently meaningless oath) having taken part in O’Grady’s transfers. With the well-informed assistance of Father Thomas Doyle, a free-thinking cannon lawyer and Christian activist, the film also informs of shockingly unjust governmental choices that the Church (as high in rank as the papacy) has made. Examined is how Catholic dogma sees no technical difference between the molestation of a child and consensual fornication between adults, the origins of celibacy in priesthood and the vicious effects that can result from scientifically unnatural sexually repressive practices.

Though the topic may upset many viewers, Deliver Us from Evil is a deeply moving masterpiece of documentary filmmaking that warrants mass attention. It is an absolute must-see (especially for all former and current, practicing and non-practicing Catholics) with an abundance of valid and globally important information that will surely keep audiences talking about the subject matter long after it ends. With enough awareness and public demand, full justice can be done for the victims and families. Full comprehension of this state of affairs will inhibit both the crimes of sexual abuse and the conspiracy of silence.

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Smokin' Aces

Smokin Aces

(2007, 108 min) Smokin' Aces, a mindless and easily forgettable offering from Narc director Joe Carnahan, showcases the assassination of Buddy "Aces" Israel (Jeremy Piven). Israel, an egocentric magician, has pissed off numerous high-ranking mob connections and planned to testify against them through arrangements with the FBI (represented by Ray Liotta and Ryan Reynolds). When the film begins, he is hiding in a guarded hotel penthouse biding his time between heavy drugs and sleazy hookers. When mob-boss Primo Sparazza (Joseph Ruskin) orders Isreal's death, several professional hit-men and women (included in the all-star lineup are Ben Affleck, Peter Berg, Martin Henderson, Nestor Carbonell and scene-stealers Taraji P. Henson and musician Alicia Keys in her first full-length film role) are separately contracted to kill the hopeless magician and return with his heart. Bullets fly in every direction and a bloodbath ensues as the professional assassins compete brutally against one another.

Carnahan's note-worthy cast and colorful Las Vegas-based production design are reminiscent of Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's Eleven efforts while the characters, dialog and ultraviolence aspire to be more like an early Tarantino offering (or any of the copious rip-offs that attempted to capitalize on the popularity that followed Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction during the mid '90s). Hasty and almost disorienting editing that appears to be tailored for those with attention deficit disorder and ludicrous plot twists ensure that Smokin' Aces will fall far below the expectations of the average discerning viewer.

Action fans, however, that are willing to ignore the competent but completely unoriginal craftsmanship and the senselessness of the plot may find enough pleasure in the handful of engrossing action sequences to justify a guilty home viewing or two in surround sound.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Wild Hogs

Wild Hogs

(2007, 99 min) Doug (Tim Allen) is a safe and dependable dentist. Bobby (Martin Lawrence) is a henpecked, would-be author. Dudley (William H. Macy) is an IT guy and a walking definition of “nerd.” Woody (John Travolta) is in the midst of a divorce from a supermodel, and bankrupt. The four friends achieve temporary respite from their midlife crises and their nagging dissatisfactions with weekend jaunts on their motorcycles. When one of their contemporaries suddenly dies, they seize on the idea of a road trip, striking out for wild adventure while they still can. They call themselves the Wild Hogs, sew colors on their jackets, and take off. . . daringly, without GPS. They face predictable and foreseeable problems, mostly of their own making; we meet predictable and foreseeable characters, such as the overly-friendly Highway Patrolman (John C. McGinley), the knowing, heart-of-gold waitress (Marisa Tomei), and wives of varying temperament (Jill Hennessy and Tichina Arnold). The Hogs, predictably and foreseeably, run into a real motorcycle gang, the Del Fuegos, whose near-psychotic leader Jack (Ray Liotta) doesn’t take kindly to the suburban posers. When Woody, unbeknownst to his traveling companions, exacts heavy revenge against the Del Fuegos for their rude mistreatment, Jack gathers his forces and sets out to track them down. And crush them. The final showdown takes place at the Madrid (New Mexico) Chile Festival.

Despite the utter predictability and foreseeability of all the major plot points of this movie, it still manages to provide lightweight and enjoyable diversion. It’s patented Hollywood fluff, OK for family viewing, and blatantly escapist fare. Don’t expect much, and you won’t be disappointed.

Note: the actual Madrid, New Mexico, will celebrate their first annual Chile Festival all day, Saturday, July 7, 2007. As seen on TV in the movies.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

God Grew Tired of Us

God Grew Tired of Us

(2006, 89 min) The Sudanese Civil War started in 1983, as the Muslim north descended on the Christian and animist south with torture, sterilization and murder. At least 27,000 five- to 10-year-old children, separated from their families and abandoned by the world, crisscrossed thousands of miles of desert in their exodus, foraging for food, under attack by hyenas and lions, enduring bombing raids from the north, eating mud and drinking urine. After five years, about 12,000 were left alive to make it to refugee camps on the Ethiopian border. God Grew Tired of Us focuses on three of those who made it to the U.S.

John Bul Dau, Daniel Abol Pach and Panther Blor never used electricity or plumbing before they left the camps they called home for 10 years. Culture shock is palpable as they roam the aisles of a supermarket in Pittsburgh, as they watch images flickering on a TV screen. We see ourselves through fresh eyes, as they adjust and adapt to our way of life. They observe Christmas as a time of spiritual contemplation and joyful commemoration of the birth of Christ, not an extravaganza of consumerism. They worry that the hours needed to work multiple jobs and to attend classes allow little time for their friends, for the family forged during their hegira. They're saddened that their memories of their homeland and their birth families are failing, growing fainter the longer they remain here. They wonder why we don't talk to each other more.

When a 13-year-old's job includes burying the dead and being an elder statesman for his group, his sense of responsibility is tempered and focused. The Lost Boys and Girls work not just for themselves but for those left behind. They search for surviving family members, sending financial support to them as they support themselves. They've survived in the face of overwhelming odds and struggle to maintain their culture and to aid those compatriots having a harder time acclimating to the new world. Through it all, they retain the ability to celebrate life and experience joy. God Grew Tired of Us is an examination of a decades-long injustice and a veneration of the human spirit.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Eragon

Eragon

(2006, 102 min) Derived from the first novel by Christopher Paolini, Peter Buchanan (Jurassic Park III) attempts to fashion a screenplay that derives from Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings."

Special-effects-supervisor-turned-director Stefen Fangmeier utilizes location photography in Hungary and Slovakia to evoke a bit of the mindscapes fashioned by Peter Jackson in New Zealand. The genre of sword, sorcery and dragons is well known to fantasy enthusiasts and gamers alike, and it must take a lot these days to inject new energy into tired formula. At times, Eragon manages to achieve a fresh look, especially with some of the medium and long range shots of the flying dragon, Saphira. Newcomer Edward Speleers plays Eragon, a farm lad who finds a dragon egg that hatches and becomes the gargantuan dragon who uses telepathy to communicate with him. He soon realizes, with the help of veteran dragon rider Brom (Jeremy Irons), that he has been chosen to find the rebel fighters known as the Varden, meant to crush the forces of evil represented by bad King Galbatorix (John Malkovich) and his right-hand henchman, Durza (Robert Carlyle). This he manages to do, but not enough time is allowed between the first flight of the dragon and rider and the final battle sequence to develop plot, primary and secondary character development and that epic feel peculiar to the fantasy film and exemplified in The Lord of the Rings.

Irons manages to turn in a respectable performance, while other major characters suffer from a lack of acting chops. Even Malkovich, who is usually riveting, seems like he is sleepwalking through his meager screen-time, while Carlyle summons a somewhat frenzied and frightening visage as a black magician. There are some good ideas here, but at 102 minutes, it all seems like a rushed and underdone affair. The cliffhanger promises that the sequel might be more exciting. Here’s hoping.

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Blood Diamond

Blood Diamond

(2006, 138 min) Helmed by Edward Zwick (The Last Samurai, Glory), Blood Diamond showcases the maturing talent of Leonardo DiCaprio. Supported by Djimon Hounsou and Jennifer Connelly, this action, political adventure is set in Sierra Leone in 1999. Solomon (Hounsou), a fisherman who loses his family and village to rebels, and Danny Archer (DiCaprio), a Rhodesian who smuggles diamonds out to Liberia, join forces with Maddy Bowen (Connelly), a journalist trying to get the inside story on smuggling and diamond cartels. Maddy wants a story, Archer wants a piece of one of the largest pink diamonds ever found by Solomon, who only wants his family reunited.

The backdrop to the journey of the three is civil war between rebels and government troops. At the heart, the motivating factor is a commodity. At first, it was ivory, then oil and gold. In this story, diamonds are the basis and greed is the shadow cast over the troubled continent of Africa.

The "conflict diamonds" cause young boys to turn into killing machines, destroying innocent lives in their villages and transforming the beautiful countryside and streams into bloody stains and burning forests.

Even more of a standout than Dicaprio is Hounsou. His screen presence is totally electrifying in every scene he is in. He deserves the supporting actor nominations and awards from various critical societies. The second greatest asset is the location photography of veteran Eduardo Serro. Every scene is lovingly shot, well aware of its function as epic, visual language. Connelly, although a peripheral character, represents the conflict/resolution structure of the plot. Her appearance in the coda of the film adds an emotionally touching note that is welcome. Blood Diamond is a satisfying entertainment cast in the old-school style of David Lean's Bridge on the River Kwai.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

The Host

The Host

(2006, 119 min) At a US military installation in South Korea, a pasty-faced American officer tells his Korean lab assistant to throw dusty bottles of formaldehyde down the drain. The assistant tries to tell the officer that formaldehyde is toxic, and the drain dumps directly into the Han River, which runs through the heart of Seoul. But the officer insists, and the bottles are emptied. It's the year 2000.

Two older gents are fishing in the Han River, when one notices a small unusual creature in the water. It snaps viciously when he tries to pick it up. They call it a mutation. It's 2002.

The Park family's home base is the food stand they run at the banks of the Han River. Gang-du's daughter Hyun-seo is angry at him for missing a parent-teacher meeting. His father is continually angry at him for his laziness. Gang-du's brother Nam-Il is an unemployed college graduate, and sister Nam-Joo is in competition for the national archery team. On this sunny summer day, Gang-du notices a crowd gather at the river's edge. People have noticed a mass suspended from under a nearby bridge. The object uncurls, drops into the river, then comes ashore. For lunch. And it's not standing in line at the food truck. It's 2006.

The Host is a superbly crafted sci-fi/horror movie, replete with bureaucratic ineptitude, political conspiracy, weird humor, family friction and a truly scary, acrobatic monster with disgusting eating habits and a really wicked back flip. Gang-du shows his mettle in the face of crisis: he springs into action when the creature grabs his daughter, and the entire family puts their squabbles on hold and unites with absolute resolve to get her back. The US Army comes into play again, ostensibly taking over to capture the creature, but is it really just an elaborate cover-up? Mutated, flesh-eating abominations aside, the real horror is what humans do to each other.

Director Joon-ho Bong scores a hit with The Host, adroitly incorporating multiple storylines, making the most of an accomplished cast (Ah-sung Ko as the young Hyun-seo is notable), creating a superb creature, and testifying to the ongoing usefulness of the Molotov cocktail. For creature feature aficionados, this is a must-see.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Last King of Scotland

The Last King of Scotland

(2006, 123 min) It's 1970, and young Nicholas Garrigan (James McAvoy) has just completed his medical studies. His doctor father sees Nicholas joining his practice in their Scottish town, but that prospect makes Nicholas literally scream. He spins a globe, points, rejects Canada, spins again, points again, and this time finds Uganda. He arrives just as Idi Amin overthrows President Obote, his former friend and ally. Amin is welcomed as a "man of the people" by the populace, and ascends to lead the country with forceful charisma. Garrigan is working in a small village hospital when a chance roadside meeting brings him to Amin's attention. Amin has been enchanted with all things Scottish since he joined the King’s African Rifles, the British Army's East African Corps, as a young man. Amin appoints Garrigan as his personal physician.

For a while, Garrigan's privileged position insulates him from what's going on in the country at large. But eventually he sees that Amin's over-the-top persona has escalated to ruthless volatility, paranoia and madness. As Amin becomes increasingly irrational, critics of the regime (real and imagined) simply disappear, and mass deportations become mass murder. Amin once valued Garrigan's opinion, but Garrigan finally realizes that he is just another prisoner in the jail that was Uganda.

Forest Whitaker grabs the screen with inexorable control, delivering an extraordinary portrayal well worth the Oscar® it garnered. He sits on a throne wearing a kilt, resplendent in plaid and animal fur, as Ugandan folk singers offer their rendition of "The Bonnie Banks O' Loch Lomond"; he is the epitome of disconnect and denial. McAvoy holds his own against Whitaker's powerhouse performance, as does the supporting ensemble. Director Kevin MacDonald, himself a Scotsman, evidences his documentary background in the film's immediacy and spontaneity. He has crafted a fluid and involving examination of a fascinating, horrific personality. The Last King of Scotland is an arresting experience.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Year of the Dog

Year of the Dog

(2007, 98 min) Year of the Dog opens on a field of frolicking puppies, then shows the dogs' humans circling the activity. Most of the humans are chatting among themselves, but Peggy (Molly Shannon) has eyes only for her beloved, adorable beagle Pencil.

Peggy holds a generic job in a sterile office. She comforts her pedestrian boss as he suffers the slights of banal office politics. She's a sounding board for her workplace best friend. She babysits her brother's children and takes well-meaning advice from him and his wife. She's there for everyone, and Pencil is there for her: Pencil is her emotional core. When Pencil dies, Peggy’s grief is overwhelming, leading to breakdown and collapse. At one point, she takes in 15 shelter dogs to save them from being put down. She works through the void made visible by Pencil's death to eventually achieve a resolution to her personal crisis and a new direction for her life.

While the movie purports to show a "journey of personal transformation," as expressed in the press blurbs, it instead shows mental breakdown and tenuous recovery. First-time director Mike White falters in the promise shown in his scripts for The Good Girl and School of Rock. Maybe the static camera and one-note performances were meant to show the 2-dimensional quality of Peggy's pre-satori life, but the work succeeds only in coming in second to a good "Afterschool Special." With unrelenting earnestness and ensemble support from the likes of John C. Reilly and Laura Dern, Year of the Dog was clearly intended as a message film extolling animal rights and the healing power of furry friends. It falls short.

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Alpha Dog

Alpha Dog

(2007, 118 min) Alpha Dog is based on a true story concerning former fugitive Jesse James Hollywood – played as Johnny Truelove by Emile Hirsch. Truelove leads of gang of privileged young white kids (namely Justin Timberlake and Shawn Hatosy) who earn a decent amount of pocket cash in petty drug transactions. The group emulates the indulgent criminal lifestyle glorified and glamorized in hip-hop videos that loop in the background of their spacious Los Angeles living rooms. They bite off much more than they can chew when they spontaneously kidnap 15-year-old Zach (Anton Yelchin) over a $1,200 debt owed by his older brother (Ben Foster). With no intentions of causing Zach harm, they allow him to party with older kids and introduce him to two lovely young blondes who take his virginity. Things take a major turn for the worse, however, when the gang members become cognizant of the fact that their prank could feasibly result in life imprisonment.

The fact that the offspring of John Cassavetes has been chiefly responsible for Hollywood schlock like John Q and The Notebook is enough to greatly confuse just about any cinephile – especially when considering that his first two films (Unhook the Stars and She's So Lovely) showed promise that he might follow in his father’s seminal footsteps. Alpha Dog, Nick Cassavetes's fifth directorial effort, suggests that he is walking a fine line between meaningful and carelessly commercial material. Though it is recognized primarily as a vehicle for pop-idol Timberlake, it attempts to take an unflinching look at the impression that the fame and fortune-obsessed media has left on much of the younger MTV generation.

Though a structural device where characters are interviewed about the aftermath of the story's events is used inconsistently, and each member of the impressive ensemble (also included are Bruce Willis, Sharon Stone, Dominique Swain Amanda Seyfried, Lukas Haas and Harry Dean Stanton) is given much more screen time and overly dramatic dialog than their relevance to the plot would ordinarily allow, Alpha Dog does contain enough memorably affecting moments to redeem at least half of its flaws. Stand-out performances are delivered by Ben Foster and Anton Yelchin. Foster masters the Stanislavski system to convey the intensity of drug-addled anger and frustration while Yelchin steals the entire show with a hopeful innocence and naïveté that is bound to generate more than a few tears.

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Friday, March 9, 2007

The History Boys

The History Boys

(2006, 109 min) The joy of learning and the beauty of teenage boys are the two intertwined themes in Nicholas Hytner (The Madness of King George) and Alan Bennett's (Prick Up Your Ears) glorious adaptation of their stage play. In order to preserve the original feeling of the award-winning production these two men rushed the film into being with the original cast intact. What a great decision that was, as we've got a fresh interpretation of the gay schoolboy film to enjoy.

An old-school eccentric Hector (Richard Griffiths) is getting his prize students ready to enter Oxford or Cambridge. He feeds the boys gobbets (delicate, delicious morsels of knowlege) they can pepper their entrance exams with. He's a married homosexual who delights in giving the boys rides home on his motorcycle – complete with an obligatory feel. The school has much riding on these boys so they hire Irwin (Stephen Campbell Moore), who will fill the boys' heads with more conventional knowlege they can actually use to pass their exams. He's also gay, but hides it better! The film is most focused on handsome charismatic Dakin (Dominic Cooper) who's having an affair with the school secretary. With his eyes clearly delighting on Dakin is Posner (Samuel Barnett), the gay student who sings songs of love to his beloved – who isn't all that interested in men – or is he? Posner's rendition of "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" is the gayest thing this writer has seen in a film this year! There is also a jock, an overweight boy, a Muslim, a black and a Christian, but they are more stock characters compared to the two flamboyant boys and the teachers.

With its great soundtrack and captivating story, The History Boys is a film we treasure.

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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Darwin's Nightmare

Darwin's Nightmare

(2004, 111 min) Not your average exposĂ©, this Oscar®-nominated film is an extremely powerful documentary about the exploitation of Africans in present-day Tanzania. There, fish is the only export, and the locals can't even afford to buy their own product. The filmmakers imbed themselves in the community and get incredible footage of fishermen, prostitutes, homeless local children, the pilots and traffic controllers who participate in the trade, and eventually even get some stunning conspiratorial revelations. There's no condescending voiceover, just the mesmerizing voice of a people betrayed by the government and the corporations that (perhaps unwittingly) do the bidding. This is the real-life Lord of War, and is a hundred times more compelling and affecting.

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Volver

Volver

(2006, 121 min) Volver observes three generations of strong-willed Spanish women from La Mancha, beloved director Pedro AlmodĂłvar's old stomping ground. In AlmodĂłvar's La Mancha, female residents tidy the graves of their departed loved ones – and often their own – in a celebratory weekly tradition, while fighting against an unrelenting wind that is known to cause mental breakdown.

In the cemetery, Raimunda (PenĂ©lope Cruz), her daughter Paula (Yohana Cobo) and sister Sole (Lola Dueñas) are introduced. They have returned to La Mancha from Madrid to visit their elderly Aunt Paula (Chus Lampreave) and neighboring family friend Agustina (Blanca Portillo). Aunt Paula claims that Irene (Carmen Maura), Raimunda and Sole’s deceased mother, is present in the house and has been her primary care-giver for many years. Shortly after, Raimunda faces a deadly family crisis. At the same time, Irene returns and appears to Sole in an effort to comfort her daughters and reveal secrets about her mysterious death that closely compare with Raimunda's current predicament.

Abundant in his radiant use of color, melodramatic narrative structure and heartfelt praise of triumphant female endurance, Volver fits snugly amidst AlmodĂłvar's cumulative catalog of classics and continues a streak of profuse critical praise that boomed louder than ever before with 1999's All About My Mother. Current fans will be undoubtedly pleased while those unfamiliar with AlmodĂłvar's previous works should not have a difficult time relating to the universal sentiment at which the film arrives.

While all of the cast members perform proficiently, particular attention is earned by Penélope Cruz and Blanca Portillo. Cruz is given the opportunity to show off the dramatic capacity and range that has been missing in her Hollywood career while Portillo is often heart-breaking as the pot-smoking family friend who tries to dismiss the pain that she feels over her own mother's abandonment.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

The Hitcher

The Hitcher

(2007, 84 min) Grace and Jim (Sophia Bush and Zachary Knighton), two unusually dimwitted young lovers, are driving across the country for some completely irrelevant reason. Their casual pace and sunset canoodling are cut short with the arrival of John Ryder (Sean Bean), a tall, dark and handsome vagabond who psychologically tortures and murders travelers for amusement. Feeling guilty after nearly running him down with their car, Grace and Jim agree to give John a ride and narrowly escape with their lives. The surprisingly boring remainder of the film follows the couple as they attempt to track John down after he inadvertently frames them for the slaughter of an entire family.

The Hitcher is the newest insult to horror fans from money-hungry action producer Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes, the same production company responsible for remaking The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Amityville Horror (also in the works are updated versions of Friday the 13th and The Birds). Bay oversees half-assed commercial projects wherein the quality and content of the movie have much less importance than the fact that the title and plot are taken directly from a previously established and respected work. This time, music video director Dave Meyers was hired to update the original 1986 thriller and offers nothing stylistically that can't be found in the average car commercial.

Though marketed as a horror movie, The Hitcher is greatly lacking in shocks and scares. Instead, mediocre car-chase sequences occur too few and far between to redeem the film as a whole. Sophia Bush and Zachary Knighton are given at least 90% of the screen time and spend all of it struggling with atrociously unrealistic dialog like students in a freshmen acting class while Sean Bean weakly attempts to impersonate the raspy-voiced intensity that Rutger Hauer (the original Hitcher) built his entire career on.

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Monday, March 5, 2007

Dave Chappelle's Block Party

Babel

(2006, 102 min) Sort of a kinder, gentler Wattstax (and also directed by an unlikely white dude), Dave Chappelle's Block Party boasts an all-star hip-hop lineup and an overt fight-the-power undertone. Yet as hosted by the affable Chappelle, it feels like not only could the revolution be televised, it could be done over pizza and cigarettes at the corner store.

At the September 18, 2004 concert there are the expected powerhouse performances by the reunited Fugees, Kanye West, The Roots and Erykah Badu (with and without an enormous afro), but it's Jill Scott who holds the audience most rapt with her tremendous voice and accompanying heavy guitars. The surprise of the show goes to Chappelle's fave Dead Prez, overtly political and conspicuously absent from the radio. All this takes place on a gentrifying corner in Bed-Stuy, where Chappelle and director Michel Gondry take the time to meet the neighbors and gently ad-lib.

It's also a love letter to Chappelle's hometown outside of Dayton Ohio, despite the racism simmering under the surface of that small city's 'burbs (and every small town for that matter). That's where he recruits many of the concertgoers, including a college marching band that's more ecstatic than the Three 6 Mafia's Oscars® appearance. They steal the show with their pragmatic optimism, and a killer cover of Kanye West's "Overnight Celebrity" that rivals anything onstage. Utilizing his newfound fortune, Dave Chappelle says "This is the concert I've always wanted to see"; afterwards, it's a good bet you'll feel the same way.

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Neil Young: Heart of Gold

Heart of Gold

(2006, 103 min) A concert film is an unlikely candidate for "tearjerker of the year" status, but that's precisely what Jonathan Demme and Neil Young deliver in the bracingly intimate Heart of Gold. A minimal pre-show set-up introduces the band members on the way to Nashville's glorious Ryman Auditorium. It is in this somewhat banal dialogue that we learn that Young is just months removed from having had dangerous surgery to repair a brain aneurysm and losing his father as well. So as the concert opens, with songs off the heartfelt and personal "Prarie Wind" album, the recurring themes of death and loss seem ever more palpable.

Demme gets his cameras close up to all the performers, especially Young, and resists the urge for rhythmic cutting. Young's new material is simple, and the music is somewhat forgettable, but the emotion and delivery are breathtaking. Curiously, as the songs begin to seque into a greatest hits parade (Old Man, Needle and the Damage Done etc.), the performance fades even as the songs become stronger. Yet the themes still shine through and burn deep, all the way through the closing credits and a plaintive solo performance of "The Old Laughing Lady." It all feels like a beautiful elegy for a man who still has many good years left in him, thank God.

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We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen

We Jam Econo

(2006, 91 min) Even the majority of folks who grew up in the '80s had never heard of the blistering yet unclassifiable band The Minutemen who, despite constant touring, never achieved the breakout status of contemporaries Sonic Youth and Black Flag. Defying all convention, their music blended punk with elements of ska, surf, jazz and everything in-between, all the while keeping their songs around the 2-minute mark. Staying true to their San Pedro roots, they dressed working-class, and didn't live particularly fast, though their lead singer D. Boon died young — in a tragically ordinary car accident in 1985.

That left filmmaker Tim Irwin with a small collection of lo-fi concert footage and interviews with which to assemble the story of this hardworking band, but luckily, their lasting influence has also allowed Irwin access to interviews with a great many people you may have heard of: Flea, Henry Rollins, Jello Biafra and many others from the scene. Bassist Mike Watt has not aged particularly well, sounding like a classic California burnout in his spacey ramblings, but the essence of the band is there. It's not your typical Behind the Music story, just three friends who cared for each other and their music in equal portions.

Despite the inclusion of many complete songs, the feature film itself should leave viewers hungry for more... and this amazing 2-DVD set delivers with three complete concerts featuring over 60 songs in their entirety. Far from polished, these are still quite a step up from the bootlegs that have circulated for decades, capturing the band with all of their personality and raw intensity intact. It's the second disc that makes this an essential addition to the collection of any fan of punk and '80s indie music.

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Friday, March 2, 2007

The Number 23

The Number 23

(2007, 95 min) Director Joel Schumacher tries his hand at the twisty psychological thriller genre to mixed results. The Number 23 pulls elements from such lackluster modern thrillers as Secret Window and Hide & Seek in order to elaborate upon a somewhat interesting gimmick involving the relevance of the number 23. From the sum of the digits in famous disasters (ex. 09-11-2001) to the number of chromosomes inherited from a parent, that pesky number seems to just pop up everywhere. It's a conspiracy theorist's playground, although the film itself admits that the lengths to which the concept is stretched are a bit much at times.

Walter Sparrow (Jim Carrey) leads an ordinary life as an animal controller until one day he is bitten by a mysterious dog who follows him throughout the film. This incident is recounted by Sparrow in a voice over that explains how it eventually led to his receiving a book entitled "The Number 23." The book concerns a detective (also Carrey, but a mean, Colin Farrell-in-Miami Vice-looking Carrey) who becomes obsessed with the number after a curse of sorts is passed on to him. Sparrow's home life begins mirroring that of the book, conspiracies are explored, and the inevitable big twist (or two) come and go without much involvement from the audience. The film's conclusion is a lengthy explanation that reveals occurrences rather than clues. Clues are required to logically lead the clever audience to the mystery's solution before the big reveal, but all this long series of flashbacks does is expose the naiveté of the scriptwriter who was obviously much too proud of his basic premise. The DVD will surely include at least a few alternate endings.

Carrey never seems truly comfortable in either of his roles, but he certainly does act his heart out. His saxophone playing tattooed detective is just plain goofy, but he carries it out to the best of his abilities with a menacing stare and a raspy voice. None of these high contrast, super saturated dime store novel scenes really work, but at least they make up the small percentage of the film that is blatant Schumacher.

It won't be remembered as one of the worst movies of the year (in fact it probably won't be remembered at all), but The Number 23 could easily have been a lot worse.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

Reno 911!: Miami

Reno 911 Miami

(2007, 84 min) Reno's bumbling police force heads to the big screen in this adaptation of the cult hit cable series. Comedy Central's film output in the past has ranged from the sublime (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut) to the abysmal (Strangers with Candy) with Reno 911!: Miami, falling smack in the middle. The laughs are hit-or-miss, but the cast members seem more enthusiastic about their roles than ever before.

The faux-"Cops" style of the original series is preserved as the cameras follow Reno's finest to a police convention in Miami. Introductions are provided for the uninitiated although the characters themselves are such archetypes (the slut, the closet gays, the snappy black woman, etc.) that any viewer will immediately be in on the joke. Due to a clerical error they are refused admission to the convention and are thus unleashed upon the city like a bunch of college students on spring break. A plot is soon introduced involving a quarantine at the convention center, which results in the Reno fuzz being called upon to protect a defenseless city. This leads to the much shorter than expected series of hilarious encounters with Miami residents as well as one tagalong character from back home (Terry, the flamboyant, roller skating male prostitute, who is funnier than ever thanks to Nick Swardson). The quarantine eventually ties into the criminal activities of a mumbling, Scarface wannabe (played by Paul Rudd who is visibly enjoying himself) and the Reno cops return home heroes of a sort.

The film was written by its three main stars (two of which were also responsible for last year's mega-hit Night at the Museum) who were members of mid-'90s cult favorite comedy troupe The State. Its worth noting that all of the troupe's members appear in the film, although some of their screen times amount to mere seconds. There are plenty of guest stars and cameos from name actors that range from annoying (Danny Devito) to amusing (The Rock, Paul Reubens). Character actor/comedian Toby Huss hands in the film’s funniest performance as a vulgar hotel clerk that shouts obscenities at his residents. It's much funnier than it sounds.

Those who are unfamiliar with the television series will probably be scared off by a title that includes an exclamation point followed by a colon, but fans will be justly rewarded.

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